Stole a survey from Zam to hold everyone over until I have the time (and by time I mean less of a headache and FAR more patience), to blog about the horse girl and the slightly retarded mullet boy from my Philosophy class that are going to make me completely nutter long before I get my first grade.  Maybe I can just get Chris to tell ya’ll so I don’t have to expend the immense amount of energy it would take to convey a full and accurate picture.

For now, we do this!

1. Where’s 1 on your top 8?
Putting on his gear to leave work

2. What is your favorite possession?
I’m typing on it

3. Do you own a gun?
Sadly, we only have one, and really it’s Craig.  In the back of my mind, when I start making real money again…my treat will be the beloved Kimber that fits soooo nicely in my hand.  And no girly shit like a 9mm either!

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
My heart breaks that things became ugly, I miss my friend.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
lips and poopie holes – I just can’t do it.

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem and Tender Tennessee Christmas as sung by Amy Grant on “Christmas Album”

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Diet Mt Dew or Coke

9. Can you do push ups?
yes, and I despise the “girl push ups” that every one assumes someone with boobies and a pee-pee can only do

10. Is your bathroom clean?
kinda?

11. What is your Favorite Piece of Jewelry?
I have the prettiest ring of any girl.  I got to design it and pick the stones and all that fun stuff.  Then would be my grandmother’s wedding band, and a stunning pearl and sapphire necklace that Buck got me for absolutely NO reason at all. (‘cept that he liiiiiikes me)

12. Do you take painkillers?
Does buying Excedrin in bulk for migraines count?

(What happened to 13??!)

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
Huh?   cimh – I just made myself chuckle (obviously).  No.  Do not.

15. What’s your name?
Victoria – like the queen….VERY MUCH LIKE THE QUEEN

16. Middle Name?
Legally – A. Theurer; originally – Ann…..gag-puke…could there BE anything more plain?!

17. Name three thoughts at this exact moment.

What if I Itried to bridle the horse girl so she would have to SHUT THE HELL UP!  Would anyone object?

My head is POUNDING!

Thank GAWD for the long weekend!

18. Name 3 things you bought this past week?

Groceries – look at my hips and tell me I’m not excited about that!

Mascara – that I DON’T like (that’ll teach me to stray from MaryKay!)

A book for the class I have with horse girl

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Diet Mt Dew

Coke

Mt Dew

(20 & 21?? Who is it that doesn’t know how the HELL to count??)

22. Current worry?
Money, classes, and money.

23. Current Hate?
not so fond of Philosophy class, if that wasn’t apparent……and as usual – stupid people

24. Favorite place to be?
If you don’t know this you just haven’t been paying attention!

25. How did you bring in the New Year?
Are you serious??  You want me to recount something from 8+ months ago??  Ask me what I had for lunch and my headache would get worse….8 months ago indeed!

26. Where would you like to go?
England and Australia are next on the list

27. Do you own slippers?
pink fuzzy slippers make SO MUCH IN LIFE BETTER!

28. What shirt are you wearing?
a brown aeropostle tshirt with some weird plant thing on it

(No 29…)

30. Favorite color?
Green like my eyes (bat bat….bat bat)

31. Would you be a pirate?
Could I look like Kiera Knighlty?

32. White Sox or Cubbies?
I have lots of white socks, but I also love animal cubs – I fail to see the correlation

33. Do you sing in the shower?
I’m lucky if I’m awake in the shower.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
My mom?

35. What’s in your pockets right now?
it’s not money…..

(36 missing!  what is this??  Surveys from the short bus?)

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
I had to have pink sheets so I could be like Pinkie Tuscadero!!

38. Worst injury/injuries you’ve ever had?
I tore both of my ankles within the same year.  I had to have a cast thinger for one of them.

(39-42……dumb asses)

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
My boo thinks I’m puuuurrrty…but he’s also contractually obligated to do so.

44. Do you wish on stars?
OMG I DO!!  Holy cow, could I be dumber?  I guess when they told me about Santa and the Easter bunny they forgot that one

45. What is your favorite book?
The Harry Potters, The Darkeness series, I love reading

46. What is your favorite candy?
Yes

47. What song will/did you want played at your wedding?
I picked stuff from a list that required no thought or stress – I’d have to watch the video to know.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
You can’t possibly believe I care?!

49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Those who get up at 4:45 every morning had DAMNED well be sleeping at midnight

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Please make that noise go away