We haven’t done a completely context-lacking quote of the day in a while, so I’ll throw one up from this week.

Upon arriving home, the following conversation occurred without so much as the bat of an eyelash.

“I really, REAALLLLY need to lie down for a nap, but first I have to go wash the barbecue sauce from my crotch.”

“Ok.  I’ll wake you up at 5.”

Surely we are the most fascinating people on the PLANET!

 

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