Bridget and I were driving down the street the other day, talking about the stupidity of others, I believe.  It’s really one of our favorite topics – clearly one of mine…most of the time she’s just along for the ride (no pun intended).

After saying something that amused her she stated:

“When I’m in the shower I think of you and giggle to myself.”

(blink, blink) (blink, blink)

Well THERE’S something you don’t hear everyday!  However, if this is the effect I have on people perhaps I should make a list of individuals whose lives it would behoove me to infiltrate.

Let’s see, who should we place on the list of world domination by means of  conquering their thinking place…

1) The owner of Aston Martin

2) Valentino Rossi

3) The person that decides who can have driver’s licenses

4) …..

For reals – after a half hour of staring at this page I’ve not come up with anyone else, and so I had to pull the plug.  I feel strongly that if it didn’t come to me in that amount of time then it probably wasn’t important enough to spend energy on dominating in the first place.

I mean it takes a lot of energy – dominating, doesn’t it?  You have to have a strong business plan for such a thing.  Blueprints have to be drawn, SO MUCH documentation, large amounts of public speaking…for someone who considers sleeping a hobby, while the thought of world domination sounds quite appealing the logistics of it really kinda make my nose all wrinkly.

So I’ll have to be content to simply rule my own World of Dottie and those who already fall under the umbrella of this incredibly superior community-and if they happen to be in the shower at the time then so be it, the owner of Aston Martin, Valentino Rossi, and the individual(s) responsible for who can be on the road (which really should be me anyway, come now!), thus preserving my availability for napping.

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